Erin Pettigrew

Apr 22 2009 LINK
I would rather be tied up to stakes in the Kalahari Desert, have honey poured over me and red ants eat out my eyes than open a Twitter account.
— No amount of context can explain this quote from Maureen Dowd in NYT today, but at least have a look at it: her interview with the particularly pithy Biz Stone and Evan Williams.