At the Apple store last week, buying my iPhone, fumbling with a stylus to enter my info into one of the clunky “hiptop” checkout devices the store clerks use.
Me: “Wow, this thing sure isn’t an iPhone!”
Apple Guy: “Heh. Don’t tell anyone, but, it’s Windows actually.”
Me: “Oh, right. Yeah, makes sense that Microsoft would power it since it’s enterprise.”
Apple Guy: “It’s what?”
Me: “It’s enterprise.”
Apple Guy: “Oh. Right. I’m really surprised you know that.”
Me: “What? Well, I…